This joke was originally spread with a certain race tagged to it. Getcha Nuggets does not condone such racial bias. But the joke was too funny. So, the term Dumbo is used instead. Enjoy!
Dumbo’s back again!!
Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Dumbo: 13th October
Which year?
Dumbo: EVERY YEAR
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Manager asked Dumbo at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Dumbo replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
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After returning back from a foreign trip, Dumbo asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Dumbo: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
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One tourist from U.S.A. asked Dumbo:
Any great man born in this village???
Dumbo: no sir, only small Babies!!!
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Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi (Gandhi’s birthday)
So Dumbo writes, “Gandhi was a great man, but I don’t know who is Jayanthi.
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Interviewer: just imagine you are on the 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Dumbo: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
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Dumbo: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Dumbo: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL, my MOBILE BILL.
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Dumbo: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Dumbo: I told I love her, but she said her slippers are new
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Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Dumbo: Wow!!! That’s an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
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Dumbo in airplane going 2 Bombay.
While its landing he shouted: ” Bombay .. Bombay ”
Air hostess said: “B silent.”
Dumbo: “Ok.. Ombay. Ombay”
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Teacher: “What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?”
Dumbo: “All are born on government holidays…!!!
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Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple
Dumbo: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE
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4 Comments
This is the best set of jokes I read this week! Thanks. Keep it coming.
The current bill was VERY funny!
Wow!!! That’s an unbelievable exchange offer!
A good joke to start the day!